A bold, tongue-in-cheek tee for people who speak fluent sarcasm. The black crewneck features a clean, high-contrast white-and-yellow print that reads like a parody membership badge — a witty statement piece that slips into everyday life without shouting. Wear it to coffee runs, casual meetups, or low-stakes protests of politeness; it pairs easily with jeans or a worn-in jacket and keeps the mood light with a clever wink. The roomy classic fit and soft, durable cotton mean the message stays readable wash after wash, while thoughtful construction (shoulder tape, ribbed collar, and tubular knit) keeps the shape looking sharp. For someone who prefers irony over earnestness, this tee becomes a reliable part of the rotation.
Product features - Durable 100% cotton face for solid colors — soft, smooth, great for printing - Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline for comfortable everyday wear - Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar to maintain shape and prevent stretching - Knitted without side seams (tubular knit) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste - Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner labels and DTG for main graphics ensuring crisp, detailed prints
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
