A bold, statement tee that speaks with dry humor and clear conviction. Lightweight yet sturdy, this classic crew shirt carries a large, all-caps slogan across the chest that challenges judgment and sparks conversation. It sits relaxed on the shoulders and keeps its shape wear after wash thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder taping. Black fabric makes the white block text pop, giving a clean, minimalist look that reads easily from across a room. Wear it to casual hangouts, smoke sessions, rallies, or laid-back nights out — it fits into a wardrobe built around honesty and irony. The fabric is smooth and comfortable for everyday wear; the tear-away label prevents irritation so the message stays the focus.
Product features - Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort - Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed, elastic crew collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape after repeated wear - DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed white chest text and clean sleeve/neck prints - Tear-away label plus Oeko-Tex and safety compliance; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
